LOOOOL, I will just  paste this matter the way I got it. Please feel free to use the comment box. Thank you.

“Elsie…I don get problem oooo.,dis our new maid na fool. Last week, I was alone in the house with her, i was in the bathroom brushing and she came and said,

“Oga, u wan baff?“

I was surprised and said yes…she left. I was still wearing my boxers though…….this morning now, my wife left the house earlier than I did and she came to meet me in the bedroom….she said,

“Oga, dis one Madam dey lock door every time she wan commot….Me I wan fuck o.!”

I now said….oh, the forks are in the kitchen now….she said

“No be that type o say her body dey do somehow.!!!”

I was like,are you okay.? and she said “Sorry sir” and left….as I dey office now sef., i still dey laugh.=)) meanwhile I would tell my wife that this gal can’t work with us. What do you think abeg? “