Heaven knows I laughed my head out when I came across this gist… Man fractures penis while having sex with girlfriend…i can imagine the pain though…LOL

A Late night romp ended in tears for one enthusiastic lover – after he “fractured” his penis while having sex.

Alan Parke was rushed to hospital after the agonising accident during sex with his girlfriend Clarissa Cairns.

According to dailyrecord, the Donegal lad, who actually heard his penis snap, was left bed-bound for two months after the incident.

He said: “I was jumping around with the pain.

“I’ve never known pain like it.”

Alan further narrated thus: “We were just having sex, I was on the bottom and Clarissa was on top. All of a sudden I heard something snap. I’ve never known pain like this, it was absolutely excruciating. Clarissa was trying to calm me down because I was jumping around. It was the worst pain I’ve ever experienced.”

“We went to Letterkenny General Hospital and the doctors there said it was the first time they’d ever seen anything like it. They sent us to Galway where I was told the penis was fractured. There’s no bone in there but I was still told it was a fracture. There was blood everywhere, I couldn’t control it.”

“One patient kept laughing at the pain I was in. Security wouldn’t let me out of their sight I was so angry.”

Alan had to have his penis put in a sling after the operation but he said the taunts of fellow patients in the hospital left him riled up.

The young man immediately underwent emergency ruptured tackle surgery.

He revealed: “I was off work for eight weeks, in bed the whole time. And the blood just kept on flowing.”

But three months after the incident, Alan said his penis is just about healed after he was forced to stay out of work for eight weeks

Clarissa, 22, added : “It was a while before he could even play with himself again he was in that much pain.”

“In the first two weeks I had to call an ambulance seven times because I couldn’t control the bleeding.

“A public nurse would also call out to change the dressing on the injury. I was in absolute bits.”

Girlfriend Clarissa added that the couple’s next door neighbors even heard Alan cry out in pain when his nether-regions snapped: “The neighbours said he was squealing like a baby when it happened.”