All episodesTraffic in Lagos metropolis can be very long and tiring, you could be in it for hours, then hunger sets in and you start getting edgy and all.You can’t be nice on these streets.I was heading back to the park from dropping a working class lady off at the bank in Victoria Island when I got stuck in this traffic, after all the hustle and bustle of traffic, I got to the park and it was not as rowdy as it normally is, The people that play draft were not there and the women that sold food half asleep.‘Efe How far?’‘Temi drop your food oh…come carry’‘Okay I dey come, You go play draft?’‘Yes’‘Arrange the thing I dey come’, as I dusted the mat of the car.She give you two meat…guyyyyyy this temi babe like you oh*laughs* Guy abeg play game.Na true now, she come drop food even give you extra food, abi you dey feel sey because she dey sell food??No No No be that..I no just dey feel anything, I no wan dey play with person head.See this guy oh…WOOOOAH Crown me there my guy* Guy wetin you dey talk? Fuck babe you dey yarn feelings?Fuck am first feelings go come later*laughs* Uzo you just dey use Temi take dey play me Ojorosha, How you this guy take reach here??Which kain yarn be that? My Guy you no sabi, Play Game!!Uzo Come carry this boys go shoprite?Ohh I no wan comot now, one punadey come myside.Na You Oh….Make I go for you now, tomorrow take my turn?Oya now…Besides no one wanted to go, everyone was lazying.Shoprite 3500We go pick people from Chevron estate, we no go waste timeOkay Enter, They entered as I head for the estate, Two Boys fully dressedGot to chevron estate and Two girls were waiting, they both came out and kissed the two girlsOh wow, fuck my life, they are couples? As if having that convo is not enough now I have to endure the trip of lovebirds.Its gonna be a long ass ride.On our way Love birds started discussing, I gathered the two boys were brothers and school abroad and the two girls school in NigeriaI looked to the left and the traffic I had to face coming back was giving me head spasms, and the love birds weren’t helping matters as they kept taking pictures and having convos I couldn’t keep up with mentally.Finally got to shoprite and I got to thinking, Life has a funny way of just making you think stuff. Is this a way of life telling me that I need love? Or maybe I should just go ahead and forcefully love Temi as Uzo said? I mean satisfy my sexual needs at this point? But then I thought, I really wouldn’t mind someone that I can go to movies with and have a quality time like the lovebirds right now. I mean Temi has feelings, people deserve these moments, what’s the point of faking it? If it isn’t real there is no point What Do I Know I’m Just a cabman and I just carried two lovebirds and its getting me mushy I started the car and headed for the exit *Tunes Radio* *Money Trees – Kendrick Lamar Ft Jay Rock Sir Jaydee