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by Samuel Oluwatobi Olatunji “wait o, you have been in the bathroom since?” “Jamb question! Any problem?” “what were you doing in the bathroom for so long?” “I was washing away my sins” “And I guess you turned the water into blood... Read More
by Samuel Oluwatobi Olatunji“Happy new year, baby!”“same to you, dear.. I’ve missed you!”“I guess me too”“You guess?”“Nah… I refuse to guess… I miss you like a person in hell misses water”“hmmm… ok o”“this house looks... Read More
by Samuel Oluwatobi Olatunji “baby girl, are you writing a book of lamentations to God?” “why should I write such?” “because that is the only thing one can write from morning to night without eating” “well, there are... Read More
By Samuel Oluwatobi Olatunji. “Baby boy, did you call me?” “Nope… I didn’t” “Are you sure? I actually heard someone calling my name” “Well, maybe your Chi is calling you, and you... Read More
By Samuel Oluwatobi Olatunji. “I have a surprise for you, sweetheart…”“hmm… interesting… what’s it?”“close your eyes”“okay? Eyes closed? But I hope you don’t want to kidnap me sha?”“why will I kidnap... Read More
By Samuel Oluwatobi Olatunji. “Boo, why are you crying?”“Trump won…”“and so?”“my American dream is dead”“American dream kwa? What are you talking about?”“I had a dream last month…”“and so?”“in the dream, I saw myself... Read More
By Samuel Oluwatobi Olatunji. “Baby boy, what happened? Who died? I have never seen you this serious?”“Are you saying I can never be serious in my life?”“Well, you know you are too stupid to be serious?”“Is that an insult?”“Do you... Read More
By Samuel Oluwatobi Olatunji. “baby boy, did you take my #500 on the desk?”“what are you talking about?”“I forgot #500 on the desk before leaving the room this money”“oh, how was the #500 like?”“what kind of a stupid question... Read More
By Samuel Oluwatobi Olatunji. Click HERE for part 1, 2 & 3“what’s wrong with you again?”“what do you mean?”“open your legs jare, let’s do this thing”“which thing?”“don’t you know romance is not complete without... Read More